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You better should proof. Otherwise its not true and your a keyboard warrior.

Anyone object to a minitrucks section.

I am not a huge fan, but there Navara's and I wanna see some peoples skills.
 
Problem is the weekend dirt warriors will say it's not real double diffing because it's a farm paddock.

No objection from me Dave, I'm an open minded kind of person and don't mind seeing new things.
 
If you're looking for something to watch on the box this next half hour (4.00-4.30) Monster Garage on 7Mate. They're building a Ford Bronco into a rock climber. Wish I had lots of money and a decent workshop!!

Cheers Brad

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With enough interest it may be worthwhile.

Site gets plenty of guests. I cant imagine there all 4wd owners.
 
Also as Dion once said to another fine upstanding member of this forum. "yadda yadda yadda some parts of the 4wd community yadda yadda yadda owe a lot to the min truck community" ....or words to that effect.

What happened to the party Dave?
 
Oh so the last hour or two was just getting ready? You should have called I'd have done your hair up just right.
 
Useless or interesting???

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
Hence we have
'the rule of thumb'


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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented.
It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'.. .
and thus, the word GOLF entered
into the English language.


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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone


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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly
than the U.S. Treasury.


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Men can read smaller print than women can;
women can hear better.


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Coca-Cola was originally green.


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It is impossible to lick your elbow.


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The cost of raising a medium-size dog
to the age of eleven:

£ 10,120.00


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Intelligent people have more zinc
and copper in their hair..


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The first novel ever
written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.


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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents
a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar


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111,111,111 x
111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321


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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died
of natural causes


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Q... If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

A.. One thousand


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Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?

A. All were invented by women.


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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?


A. Honey


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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened,
making the bed firmer to sleep on.
Hence the phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight'


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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month,
which we know today as the honeymoon.


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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts...
So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down.It's where we get the phrase 'mind your P's and Q's'

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Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle'
is the phrase inspired by this practice.


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At least 75% of people who read this will try to
lick their elbow!


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Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not,
you can read it.


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the
first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This
is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by

istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?


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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when...


1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.


2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.


3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family
of three.

4.. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries...

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom
of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting
your coffee

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't
a #9 on this list
 
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the
first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This
is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by

istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Finally someone who types like me before spell checkers kick in.
 
The cost of raising a medium-size dog
to the age of eleven:

£ 10,120.00

Since the dollar reached parity with the American Pound, I've been buying stuff from the UK.

Just poking shit at you, Krafty....
 
America moved to the pound when they brought in the euro because they'd stolen just about everything else from Europeans they decided people wouldn't notice one more stolen thing. It's why the global financial markets are in such turmoil, even the yanks have no idea what they are trading in
 
I agree with the first reply, I thought it had the makings of a good porn movie until Hammond started to speak :big_smile:
 

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