Random Chat Thread

[KraftyPg]

I found Miss Right, little did I know her first name was Always.

Have fun!

 

[Krankin]

pat on the back for me.....i made it to the "Top Bullshitters" list...

 

[KraftyPg]

I'd give you the bullshitters plaque to hang on your wall but it got stolen by a wannabe and we haven't see it for a long time.

 

[Krankin]

I'd give you the bullshitters plaque to hang on your wall but it got stolen by a wannabe and we haven't see it for a long time.

Hehee...


I still got "Top Knob" recognition award too

 

[KraftyPg]

Oh yeah it must nearly be time for a new vote on that you've had it for a while.

I still want to know if 2 inch balls are accepted or if I need to find 2 1/4 inch balls.....for a pool and snooker set for all you dirty mined buggers than don't read back

 

[Dave]

Get your balls played with and they'll get smaller or steroids.

 

[Krankin]

While your on the subject...we need a new poll..

Do you, wax, shave, pluck, nair or clip your ballsacks

 

[KraftyPg]

I want these balls for some one else so I'm not sure if I have to rub them before hand over.

Krankin: you forgot all the above.

 

[Krankin]

I want these balls for some one else so I'm not sure if I have to rub them before hand over.

Krankin: you forgot all the above.

ok...add that in.

 

[KraftyPg]

Dave hasn't started a pole for a while but he might like to start a sack count.

 

[Krankin]

he can count em up, as long as get no ideas on touching them...but then again he's from NSW.

 

[KraftyPg]

Dave is the Poll Master !!!

 

[Dave]

^ Only your poll Krafty. Haha.

Who's hitting the pub tonight ?

 

[Krankin]

^ Only your poll Krafty. Haha.

Who's hitting the pub tonight ?

sorry, just some Old No7's at home....

 

[KraftyPg]

Awe you are sweet Dave.

No pub for me, parked in and don't want to loose my garage spot Besides watching the people around here park caravans is so much more entertaining.

 

[siringo]

How to piss people off. Fit those bloody dunny roll holders that only pivot a certain distance, a distance that only allows you to rip off 2 squares at a time. Then, put cheap shitty dunny paper on it that rips in half when you go to pull it off. Then put a lock on the bloody thing so you can't take the dunny roll off unless you have the key, yes, a bloody key!!!

And another good trick is to put the f'ing bloody holder back so far you have to twist around to reach the bloody thing coz it's behind you. BASTARDS!

 

[KraftyPg]

I hope you washed your hands

 

[Dave]

^ Oh that commercial grade toilet paper.

Id love to punch that prick who invented it, in the face.

Its like wiping your !@#$ with sand paper.

 

[KraftyPg]

Gee remind me never to shit at your place if you know what sand paper on the arse feels like.

 

[Dave]

Well not litually but all the Telstra sites use that stuff.