Random Chat Thread

[KraftyPg]

share share, i trade you my yellow ones or my green

You don't want his pills The Jefferson Airplane song says so.

One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small
And the ones that fatboy gives you
Don't do anything at all

 

[KraftyPg]

hello hello 5000 posts

Getting in early there.

Edit: oh you weren't being egotistical you were congratulating the thread.That's thoughtful of you

 

[d22dave]

Getting in early there.

Edit: oh you weren't being egotistical you were congratulating the thread.That's thoughtful of you

i would of said post whoring. But if you say i,m thoughtful i,ll go with that

 

[KraftyPg]

Oh sorry I didn't see you were wearing that short cut black number with your fishnet stockings, I can change the compliment if you like?

 

[d22dave]

and the boots

 

[KraftyPg]

I didn't want to mention those, too many people here would get jealous that you can pull off 12 inch heels and they can't.

 

[d22dave]

Got to have 12 inch something

 

[KraftyPg]

Most normal blokes would faint if they had 12 inches.....and lie if they didn't

 

[FatBoy89]

Pushing the limit of 2.5 inch here

 

[KraftyPg]

If you're at work you shouldn't be pushing anything with it no matter how wide it is.

 

[d22dave]

Most normal blokes would faint if they had 12 inches.....and lie if they didn't

Or scream

 

[KraftyPg]

No it's the women who scream at 12 inches.

 

[d22dave]

Lunch at the pub,

 

[KraftyPg]

Well don't get out your 12 inches or someone will scream.

 

[d22dave]

Hysterical laughter

 

[KraftyPg]

Have you calmed down from all that laughter yet?

 

[d22dave]

Have you calmed down from all that laughter yet?

I have, now I,m cold and p,d off works overrated

 

[KraftyPg]

Oh it's been a week or so since we've had the "work sucks" comments from you. What is it today diddums, would you like to talk about it?

 

[d22dave]

Oh it's been a week or so since we've had the "work sucks" comments from you. What is it today diddums, would you like to talk about it?

It's alright I have your ph no, will ring and cry on your shoulder

 

[KraftyPg]

Enough tears for a tissue or will i need the blanket this time?