Random Chat Thread

[d22dave]

Got a splinter on friday

 

[d22dave]

Days since last injury on site?

Farming is not safe, Whether that is operator error or dumbass, The finger incident was about 1996 so in fairness we have a good track record

 

[johnbritto]

joke

in trounle with the wife should have posted my face book status as great ive blowen up a 1996 ford instead i wrote great stast to the day ive just fu@#$d an 18 year old escort

 

[KraftyPg]

Days since last injury on site?

less than 1...as Dave said it's not always safe on the farm. Even when it is safe accidents happen.

 

[d22dave]

Got a splinter again

 

[d22dave]

Easy way to weed kill the driveway, Bring home the quad with the 70 litre tank full of roundup, Job done

 

[KraftyPg]

Cut myself on barb yesterday, is about 6 inches long and P'd blood for bout 20 mins.

We weed kill in small doses everywhere we park the tractor, damn thing leaks hydraulic fluid at the moment.

 

[d22dave]

Cut myself on barb yesterday, is about 6 inches long and P'd blood for bout 20 mins.

We weed kill in small doses everywhere we park the tractor, damn thing leaks hydraulic fluid at the moment.

I hate barb

Is that one of those leaks where its cheaper to just keep putting oil in

 

[KraftyPg]

Yeah it's cheaper and in some ways easier than old sparky but it's very unforgiving.

Thankfully we don't have to put much in, with 65 litres in it the few drops we loose a day isn't significant but the tractor is too dirty to correctly diagnose at this stage and we don't have time to wash it.

 

[FatBoy89]

I wish I could come work with you guys for a bit. If I ever become single and depressed. Expect a call!

 

[KraftyPg]

You mean you aren't already depressed enough working at Nissan?

 

[d22dave]

Come to work with us and you will be depressed

 

[KraftyPg]

Hey Dave we could time share the fatboy....you have him Mon-Wed I have him Thurs-Sat and he gets the choice of which place to work on Sunday.

 

[d22dave]

That seems fair, now we talking 14 hr day or 16

 

[KraftyPg]

I don't think he'd feel like he is contributing unless he does atleast 14.

 

[d22dave]

14 hrs day it is, if he works hard he can earn his dollar a day

 

[KraftyPg]

I'll even let him drink out of the trough if he gets thirsty, but no more than 2 drinks breaks a day.

 

[d22dave]

C,mon don,t spoil him , He won,t come work for me

 

[KraftyPg]

He might get Max Johnson from Work Safe to come out and inspect us if we make him drink out of the puddles.

 

[FatBoy89]

You guys are so sweet! Thank you!!! I need this!