joshman
Member
Imagine this: You walk into a Nissan Stealership to purchase some OEM filters, you know, because you like to treat the ol' girl good sometimes.
You walk up to the tall bloke with the bad tooth behind the counter and with your best bravado ask him, "I'll have 2 fuel filters, 2 oil filters and 2 sump plug washers to suit a d22 navara with the zd30 engine, thanks mate."
Nonchalantly you stand by as he rings up the quote.
"That'll be $208 thanks," he quips back.
"that's bullshit," you tell him condescendingly.
At which point you walk out without so much as a well-deserved bird-flip or a hearty "f*#k you!"
Yeah, this is based on actual events that happened at an actual Nissan dealership in the actual township of happy-rock.
Seriously, I've ordered all that plus 2 air filters from a Nissan dealership and still paid less than that quote.
So down to supercheap I go, and for the low, low price of $254 I managed to purchase:
2 fuel filters, 2 oil filters, 2 80series air filters, a tube of RTV red silicone, some gearbox additive, 2 tins of brake cleaner, 3 bottles of Nulon oil flush and some window wiper additive. (sorry guys, no partridge in a pear tree)
That's the first and last time I'll ever set foot in that Nissan dealership!
You walk up to the tall bloke with the bad tooth behind the counter and with your best bravado ask him, "I'll have 2 fuel filters, 2 oil filters and 2 sump plug washers to suit a d22 navara with the zd30 engine, thanks mate."
Nonchalantly you stand by as he rings up the quote.
"That'll be $208 thanks," he quips back.
"that's bullshit," you tell him condescendingly.
At which point you walk out without so much as a well-deserved bird-flip or a hearty "f*#k you!"
Yeah, this is based on actual events that happened at an actual Nissan dealership in the actual township of happy-rock.
Seriously, I've ordered all that plus 2 air filters from a Nissan dealership and still paid less than that quote.
So down to supercheap I go, and for the low, low price of $254 I managed to purchase:
2 fuel filters, 2 oil filters, 2 80series air filters, a tube of RTV red silicone, some gearbox additive, 2 tins of brake cleaner, 3 bottles of Nulon oil flush and some window wiper additive. (sorry guys, no partridge in a pear tree)
That's the first and last time I'll ever set foot in that Nissan dealership!