Random Chat Thread

[Old.Tony]

Dave, you don't have to tap yourself on the shoulder mate. Just change hands.

 

[KraftyPg]

Remind me never to shake Dave's hand.

 

[Krankin]

mmmm mmmm mmmmm.

 

[Krankin]

woody alert

 

[KraftyPg]

Someone is rubbing their Woody? There was sand paper on offer before I'm sure it can be shared we are all mates here.

 

[Krankin]

Someone is rubbing their Woody? There was sand paper on offer before I'm sure it can be shared we are all mates here.

dont have to share...you have the one on the left and I the one on the right..

 

[KraftyPg]

But I am right handed

 

[merchant]

Definitely Photoshopped. My misses didn't look like that after squeezing the first one out.......Shit, here she comes. Bye!

 

[KraftyPg]

Don't matter if it's before or after a shit my missus doesn't look like that.

 

[Krankin]

Don't matter if it's before or after a shit my missus doesn't look like that.

my misses looks like who ever i want here to look like when I'm behind..,...

 

[KraftyPg]

And then she opens her mouth and reminds you exactly who she is?

It's even worse when you surprise her like that and she doesn't even look around to make sure it's you.

 

[merchant]

How do i delete my last post. I could be in trouble here???

 

[Krankin]

How do i delete my last post. I could be in trouble here???

Hehehehe.


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[d22dave]

Don't matter if it's before or after a shit my missus doesn't look like that.

Alcohol is a wonderful thing

 

[Krankin]

Alcohol is a wonderful thing

how many stubbies?

 

[d22dave]

how many stubbies?

Depends how ugly they are

Joan Kirner = a fuck load

Tracey Grimshaw = a couple

 

[KraftyPg]

Geez you're kind to Tracey. Get her out from behind that desk and she's not half as good as just seeing her head. You can put a bag over someone head but putting a bag over the body defeats the purpose.

Although I do agree with you on the JK issue but some people like Polka dots.

 

[KraftyPg]

How do i delete my last post. I could be in trouble here???

Now saying that was just silly because we've all copied it and put it somewhere for safe keeping now that we know you don't want her to see it

 

[Krankin]

Geez you're kind to Tracey. Get her out from behind that desk and she's not half as good as just seeing her head. You can put a bag over someone head but putting a bag over the body defeats the purpose.

Although I do agree with you on the JK issue but some people like Polka dots.

Ahhh...who's looking at the mantle piece when your stokin the fire anyways

 

[KraftyPg]

Last time I saw the fire it looked like it was being smothered with a circus tent, not sure if it was getting put out or just being contained