Random Chat Thread

[KraftyPg]

Yeah but I'm off line for 5 days after tonight so he's going to be at 10K by the time I get home.

Be even higher if I have to go straight to work, because I wont be on much if we are fencing for 6 weeks. Someone else will have to take my place and keep Dave occupied.

 

[d22dave]

Everyone will have to lift their game then to keep Dave occupied, Krafty your the computer tech can,t you write a program to keep random Krafty posts poping up

 

[KraftyPg]

I could be like others and get internet on my phone but I refuse to do such things. so Dave will have to play with himself....and his sandpaper

 

[d22dave]

I could be like others and get internet on my phone

Got the wifes old iphone, So i am set when i start driving again in a couple of months, I might actually enjoy queuing up in the truck now, Get paid hourly to cruise the net

 

[Krankin]

I might actually enjoy queuing up in the truck now,

plenty, take your pick...Monash, Tulla, Ring road, Bolte bridge, W/gate fwy......................................................................................................................................., have fun

 

[KraftyPg]

The day I start using the net on a screen smaller than 15 inches is the day I stop using the net. Mobile internet be fooked I don't even like it when my phone rings let alone telling me I have email.

 

[Krankin]

Yeah but I'm off line for 5 days after tonight keep
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[KraftyPg]

Like you wont miss me Krankin.

Remember I offered you a lollipop the other day when I drove through your neck of the woods on the way home, you be mean and that lollipop will be half sucked.

 

[Old.Tony]

Oh no, watch out Krankin. You know there's nothing worse than being half sucked.

 

[KraftyPg]

Something tells me it aint the first time he's been half sucked.

 

[d22dave]

plenty, take your pick...Monash, Tulla, Ring road, Bolte bridge, W/gate fwy......................................................................................................................................., have fun

I love the stinking toll ways you have to f#$kin pay to be held up by road works, How does that work

 

[Krankin]

Something tells me it aint the first time he's been half sucked.

half cocked & half sucked....story of my life

 

[KraftyPg]

Maybe instead of a lollipop I'll get you a vacuum cleaner.

 

[FatBoy89]

Maybe instead of a lollipop I'll get you a vacuum cleaner.

Industrial strength?

 

[KraftyPg]

With a garden hose on the end

 

[FatBoy89]

With a garden hose on the end

Some lubrication. For comfort...
Cause we care.

 

[KraftyPg]

40W 10?

Although if it's too large he might not need any

 

[FatBoy89]

40W 10?

Although if it's too large he might not need any

5-30 Low Ash so after burning it isn't too smokey.

That's also true. Some blue tack should
Sort that out

 

[KraftyPg]

If it's hot enough to smoke it will probably melt the hose into shape.

 

[Krankin]

Although if it's too large he might not need any

been there, done that