Random Chat Thread

[Matt76]

The only trouble with that theory is trying to get a 41 week pregnant lady in the mood lol.

 

[KraftyPg]

I didn't see where he suggested she had to be in the mood



*hangs head in shame*

 

[Matt76]

I didn't see where he suggested she had to be in the mood



*hangs head in shame*

Hahaha I like your style.

 

[Dave]

Shouldn't be to far off now Matt.

Go to the workshop and grab some earmuffs.

Dave.

 

[Matt76]

Yeah I think thats a good idea Dave

 

[Dave]

Either that or do some more overtime. Lol.

Dave.

 

[KraftyPg]

It was the overtime that got him into this in the first place.

Unless he was once a milkman then only once in the morning is enough.

 

[Dave]

Only in the morning, gotta try more then that.

Dave.

 

[KraftyPg]

Milkman only comes once in the morning, which is still better than Santa

 

[Dave]

Well Ill be a courier then, I can call in whenever I need to. Lol.

Dave.

 

[KraftyPg]

If your a courier its the size of your package that matters, and it should be wrapped, it's your choice how you handle the delivery instructions and the stamp.

 

[Dave]

Never on time but when I get there its worth it.

Dave.

 

[KraftyPg]

Leaving your package on the doorstep doesn't always mean a satisfied customer though.

 

[Dave]

Na its gotta be signed. Lol.

Dave.

 

[KraftyPg]

It's not enough you want to leave your mark on someones door step you want to sign the work afterwards as well?

 

[Dave]

I dont deal with customers at all.

However that could make me change.

Dave.

 

[KraftyPg]

It would make them change too

If it wasn't for the customers just about every job would be bearable.

 

[Old.Tony]

Krafty, if you're going to stamp on Dave's package I want to sell tickets to this event.

 

[scottybobcat]

Matt

There are many remedies for your little problem. Many suggest a ride in a car and others say sex which includes lots of man juice will bring her into labour. I believe you should try both. Take the 'Host' (the misses) for a drive in a D40 and 'get it on' at some secluded camping spot. It's bound to work.

Good luck with everything. I have one due in May 11.

Thats a good date that may 11.My daughter was due then on my birthday but came a month early on april 11 2004 which happened to be easter sunday at 12.00 pm on the dot.

 

[KraftyPg]

Krafty, if you're going to stamp on Dave's package I want to sell tickets to this event.

If I have to do the stamping it's up to others to come up with ideas for the stamp.