Random Chat Thread

[d22dave]

No PM and no call. I had to use my own shower and drink my own beer!! Bloody outrageous!

Shit I feel bad lol tank water here so showers are quick anyway,

 

[siringo]

Where's Krafty today??? Must be working??

 

[KraftyPg]

Where's Krafty today??? Must be working??

Gone into hiding I got scared of the death threats.

So didn't d22dave even offer you a bucket and some warm slops? He didn't come and help me build fences either, not very hospitable, I thought country folk were better than that.

 

[d22dave]

Where's Krafty today??? Must be working??

Is that what he calls it

 

[KraftyPg]

Doing that would be heaps easier than fence building......although if I could find someone to pay me for it I might reconsider.

 

[d22dave]

Gone into hiding I got scared of the death threats.

So didn't d22dave even offer you a bucket and some warm slops? He didn't come and help me build fences either, not very hospitable, I thought country folk were better than that.

Was like you building 3 meter high security fence and training up the chihuahua guard dogs, Any 3 foot high midgets come in and they will lose their ankles

 

[d22dave]

if I could find someone to pay me for it I might reconsider.

You want to get paid for this, Now we know what your production company produces

 

[KraftyPg]

Big blue stone walls like a prison, nothing gets out but the smell.

Tomorrow I become a snake trainer apparently, been told there is a family of tiger snakes down near one of the fences that needs repairing. I'll train them to build fences save me doing the last few jobs.

 

[KraftyPg]

You want to get paid for this, Now we know what your production company produces

Oil of Ulan

Atleast mine goes to good use, so many just waste it....and do it in public too.

 

[d22dave]

Tomorrow I become a snake trainer apparently, been told there is a family of tiger snakes down near one of the fences that needs repairing. I'll train them to build fences save me doing the last few jobs.

Got 2 shotguns you could borrow, That will train them

 

[d22dave]

If they hide behind a log i will lend you the 375 h+h it goes through 18 inch trees

 

[KraftyPg]

Not allowed to have bang bangs on this farm, Mrs Greenie would have kittens if we did bang bangs. I'll try the jedi mind trick or something.

 

[d22dave]

You do that, But i think i would send mrs greenie down there to move them for you,

 

[KraftyPg]

I have a better idea, ignore the bloody fence for 12 months until it's shearing season again. It's one strand of wire about 20 feet long on a 4 strand fence that wont get used again until we need to bring the sheep back up for shearing. Just have to remember to take the gripple tool and a gripple down when we go to get the sheep.

 

[d22dave]

Middle of winter when theres 2 foot of water everywhere walk in and fix the fence then,

 

[KraftyPg]

Middle of summer no rain for 3 days and we've still got parts of the farm 2 foot under water.

 

[d22dave]

Middle of summer no rain for 3 days and we've still got parts of the farm 2 foot under water.

Yeah but those snakes are enjoying the summer swim

 

[KraftyPg]

I'm actually quite surprised I haven't seen more snakes around the place. I've spent several hours a day for the last week with a brushcutter cutting down the grass for these fences and haven't seen one snake. Only actually seen on in the whole time we've been doing these fences.

 

[d22dave]

Still one to many

 

[KraftyPg]

Better than seeing a lion hiding in the scrub.

On that note I am outta here, enjoy your night old fella.