Simplified version of the rules for people that have an attention span of less than 1 Minute.
don't f*#(@ing swear at the f*#(@ing kiddies, even if they are being little #%&@#
RLI - Don't share your war stories to the little f*#(@ers. they won't sleep.
If you open it, close the f*#(@er
No Scottybobcat, the camp ground isn't your personal proving ground for the V8
No dynamite, napalm or nuclear weapons shall be tested on site.... Unless your having trouble lighting the fire.
If you spot something dangerous speak up. If no car/human will be damaged by said danger, get camera ready and shut the F*$% up.
Loud rock music shall not be played after 9pm.
Robby Williams shall not be played at any time.