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Married people have sex? are you sure?
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Hell yeah. Just don't ask who with.
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KraftyPg
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Oh see that's the problem, in a country town everyone knows everyone else and it's hard to keep secrets....or maybe it's hard becau.....never mind.
That might explain some of the baa relationships.
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siringo
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Everybody Sing!
I was married to a widow, who was pretty as can be.
This widow, had a grown-up daughter,
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law,
And really changed my life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
Cause she was my father's wife.
And to complicate the matter,
Even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For, if-if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother.
Of the widow's grown up daughter, who was of course, my stepmother.
Uh huh.
Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue.
Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.
God.
Now, if my wife is my grandmother, I am her grandchild, yeah.
And every time I think of it, heh! Nearly drives me wild.
Cause now I have become, the strangest case you ever saw,
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpaw.
Oh I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
Oh I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
I'm my own grandpaw.
Talk about incest!
It sounds funny I know, but it really is so,
I'm my own grandpaw.
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KraftyPg
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No matter who I hear singing that song I still loose track of the gene lines. Interesting theory though.
d22dave
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Took my wife out to lunch, while there i said hello to a friend of a friend who was having lunch with a lady anyway he didnt look happy to see me so i went and sat back with the my wife who then said i do believe thats not his wife
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KraftyPg
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Did you follow him home to see if he got lucky?
Unfortunate confusion - the message is garbled between the ears and the brain.
He thought she said "take me out to eat, honey"
She said "eat me out, honey"
Some guys ought to pay more attention.
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KraftyPg
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Dammit I never get lunches like that anymore.
d22dave
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Oh he got lucky. Lucky the womans husband didnt kill him, he had a fair go at it
d22dave
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I came home for today and all i got was a ham and salad roll
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KraftyPg
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What would prefer a donut and cream?
siringo
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LOL, How do you know???
siringo
Member
Who'd want to eat honey?
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KraftyPg
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Nothing wrong with a bit of yellow box if spread evenly.
Now if you were standing on the V8 Supercars grid and one of THOSE honeys asked you that, odds are you'll either be flossing your teeth within seconds or shaking Bob Brown's hand.
Actually I doubt you'd floss very well. Chances are they all order "Brazilian".
Actually I doubt you'd floss very well. Chances are they all order "Brazilian".
terryc
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Very nice honey.
Just watch the "Australian Rainforest Honey" as it is actually Turkish honey.
siringo
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As long as I'd only have to shake his hand.
I can't compete with you guys, think I'll just sit back and enjoy the show.
I can't compete with you guys, think I'll just sit back and enjoy the show.
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