Random Chat Thread

[d22dave]

I ride around with a group of motorcyclists and one of the ladies was given one of those shee wees for a joke about 12 months ago. The expression on her face was priceless

Told my neighbor i would buy her one , and then she could stand and piss like a man. Funny that the lesbian in her didnt see the funny side

 

[Krankin]

Funny that the lesbian in her didnt see the funny side

and what of the neighbour, how did she feel?

 

[d22dave]

Her partner Brigid could take a joke,

 

[KraftyPg]

You go from...

Whoring like a pro

to...

Some how I think you've got your definition of whoring wrong

 

[d22dave]

keeping the rhythm

 

[KraftyPg]

Do you get to 99 and changes hands or has years of experience given you extra stamina?

 

[d22dave]

99 shit I,d be happy with a 9 count

 

[d22dave]

Much rain down your way Krafty

 

[KraftyPg]

1st 3rd and 5th past the post every time hey dave?

 

[d22dave]

I,m a gold medalist always first

 

[KraftyPg]

Much rain down your way Krafty

Not sure on the exact quantity but it's been raining since yesterday morning, not overly heavy but steady enough to ensure we aren't out on the farm like we are suppose to be.

Two nice and fine days last week and two of us were crook and couldn't even summon the energy to go outside let alone the farm and now we are better it's bloody raining. I love winter!

 

[d22dave]

I,m in the shed servicing at the moment so the rain is not bothering me. We've had about 10 mm overnight and today

 

[KraftyPg]

We are suppose to be building a fence so landcare can pay us...I mean plant trees, but even without the rain right now one section would be way to wet to venture into given that it's a water course.

 

[joe2006]

I,m in the shed servicing at the moment so the rain is not bothering me. We've had about 10 mm overnight and today

Servicing who?

 

[KraftyPg]

You had to ask! I hope you are prepared for the answer.

 

[joe2006]

I'm assuming going solo.

 

[KraftyPg]

Yeah but what if it's big momma in her bathing suit.

 

[d22dave]

Just finished lubing a irrigator,

 

[d22dave]

Not quite the sevicing Joe had in mind lol

 

[d22dave]

Servicing who?

You lonely joe