Nightmare Part 3, The revenge of the Arse!

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RLI

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Firstly, my sincere apologies for not being able to make the inaugural Navara Muster for 2011.

The following is the nightmare that has caused me and my family to miss it. The dreaded revenge of the arse abscess!

After reading my recent rant Nightmare Part 2, you would have been advise about my fight with a nasty arse abscess that cause me to loose valuable working time on both my Navara’s

So what happened I hear you all say! Well everything was going great guns, the Jayco off-road camper and the D40 were cleaned packed and serviced ready to head to Adios park from Coffs Harbour.

I hurriedly refitted all the accessories back to the Navara for the photo shoot for the Muster. My wife had just gone on leave on Wednesday 28th September. The children were on school holidays and so looking forward to the Muster. I had several telephone conversations with some of our forum members explaining how I was looking forward to the meet and greet and spin some shit over a few drinkies.

Wednesday afternoon changed all that; I was working in my office when I suddenly started to feel pain coming from the old abscess area in my arse. This time I did not f—k around like I did in Nightmare Part 2. I made an appointment to see our local doc the following day at 11.00am.

On attendance, Doctor More contacted Arse specialist Surgeon (Dr Andrew Sutherland) and sent me to him ASAP that Thursday afternoon at 1.30pm. Andrew to consummate professional that he is, admitted me to Baringa Private Hospital at 3.00pm for exploratory surgery to see what the problem was. At 5.30pm Andrew and the crew attacked the Arse only to be ambushed by the dreaded abscess that was lucking around the old scar tissue area.

After a fierce fight resulting hand to hand combat, Andrew and his troops were able to fight a close rear guard action in a typical re-bore attack coming in from the side of the bowl to defeat the Gaddafi Arse abscess.

At 7.00pm I was moved from the arse battle-field to the ward for R&R. Prognosis is looking good, however, I will miss the Muster and have to lay off the arse for 2 weeks. Anyhow, it is 12.30pm and I have been released from hospital to go home and recover.

Apart from the arse, we lost our $100.00 deposit from the animal boarding kennels for our two pets. Apparently having your arse re-bored does not warrant a refund. (F—king squeezers, we will not be going there again)

PS, I cannot understand why faggots would want to lay around all day chewing the fat and then hammer one another’s freckles! Stuff that, I would fail miserably to be a gay person. Anyhow I wish you all and your families a great time at the Muster and hopefully I will finally catch up with some of you in the near future. I cannot wait for the de-brief and to see your photo's

Regards,

RLI & Family

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yeah muster photos....no arse photos thanks. lets hope thats the last of your arse adventures RLI, rest up.
 
Even though I haven't met you, RLI, I'm pretty confident in saying that you are as far as someone can be from being a turd burglar.

Best of luck, and keep the stories coming. Long may you be AWOL from the arse battle-field.
 
Have never seen the word Arse so many times in one post lol. Hopefully all is fixed up for ya, dont want you to be the 'Butt' of people's jokes, don't want anyone to undermine the 'hole' situation, this thread 'smells' of disaster........

Too soon? Haha
 
having been planning the Muster since February, I had to miss it to go to my dad's wedding in Mackay instead - glad I don't have to swap places with you mate - get well and hopefully Gadaffi doesn't do an Osama and hide out for another 5 years
 
It was a shame you didn't make it, but it was probably better that Dr Andrew was poking around in there fixing things than you sitting around on it making it worse while trying to entertain the group with your stories and jokes.

As for photos and stuff ... there are heaps and some will be made available soon.
 
RLI hove you thought of doing some stand up comedy?? any way jokes aside how all goes well with your arse troubles and it the last time dr andrew has to see it!!

bryan
 
I am back!

G,day folks,

I am back in the land of the living!

Will submit the rest of this story soon!

Regards,

RLI
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A special thanks!

G,evening folks,

Firstly, I would like thank you all for your kind words of support.

As previously stated, the last seven weeks of my life have been a total nightmare. I have always held the view that taking one’s life (suicide) was the easy way out. I now know firsthand how an individual can fall into this terrible void of total hopeless and despair.

Three weeks ago after my forth operation, I was in tremendous pain and in a serious world of hurt. I did not want my wife and children continuingly seeing me suffering the way I was. If I had access to a firearm then, I would have taken my life.

At that time in my life i have never felt so depressed, lonely and totally incapacitated and worthless as a human being. Even though I have a beautiful wife and two beautiful little girls and a great bunch of mates/friends. I just wanted to end the misery for my family and friends so they could get on with there lifes.

My stupid logic was that financially due to my military service, my service pension, superannuation and other benefits that the Army provided me would have set my wife and children up for a secure future.

So far I have had six operations in seven weeks. This time fingers crossed the pain is now falling under control. Once again thanks for your kind words of support. I am shocked that people that i have never met can show so much kindness and support.

PS, I have to give a specially mention to both Old Tony and Scotty Bobcat who have kept in contact with both my wife and myself during this horrid crisis period. They have aided in keeping my morale up when I was extremely vulnerable.

Also a special thanks to senior member Redgie for his kind words of wisdom.

It was fantastic catching up with Tony & Helen at Coopernook on Saturday, my father-inlaw and i were humbled by their hospatality.

Regards,

RLI (Paul
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Great to hear you're up in good spirits mate. Hope your road to recovery is filled with friends and family. After all that's what life is about isnt it?
Good luck with everything.
Cheers
 
Hope all is well mate. I hope i dont get this. I hope to attend the muster next year and meet some of the guys on here.
 
G’day Folks,
I have just had a meeting with the specialist. They are allowing us to go home for the weekend. However, I have to be back in Brisbane on Monday afternoon for another operation. Allison and I have been informed that I will be staying in hospital here in Brisbane for another two weeks as of 12/12/2011. At present we are currently waiting to see the Gastroenterologist for his battle plan for next week. Hopefully he sees us before 4.00pm so we can leave early.

We had a 5 hour drive back to Coffs-Harbour. It was great seeing my two daughters playing in their Basketball finals series on Saturday. They won their semi-finals and made the grand finals. Unfortunately, both teams lost. Both games were close, so they were not disgraced. It was great that the senior coach allowed me to assist with both teams. By the end of the games I had lost my voice. (Some people think that’s a great thing! pricks.)

PS, I hope everything is going fine with every one of the forum members? I sincerely hope you all have a safe and prosperous new year! (Please remember folk’s, valuable possessions (i.e. presents) are not as worth as the quality times that you spend with your loved ones over the Christmas period.ie Wife/Husband/Boyfriend/Girlfriends /Children and most importantly your Navarra’s)

Regards,

RLI (Paul)
 
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Gees mate, hopefully this time it is finished for good. I didn't realise you were getting treated in Brissie, let us know where you will be and I'm sure we'll be able to pop in at sometime over your stay to have a chat, :cheers!:

Regards
Ray
 
Special thanks!

G, evening folks,

Sorry for not responding to your responses sooner! (Due to laziness)

I have now, had 9 operations up the arse, freckle or guzzats whatever language you folks call your rear-end; or simply (rectum to you lay persons).

I start new treatment tomorrow; hopefully this might help my body fight the dreaded f—king Gaddafi abases in my lower bowel.

Many thanks for all of your comments. As previously stated to others, my wife advised me today that my D40 has been delivered by the Coffs Harbour panel beaters (after 5 weeks.)

Apparently my mates have ringed and advised me that it looks brand new. They fitted all new ARB gear that was stolen and the car has been totally resprayed, even the canopy and rear bar.

If I ever find out who ever they are; I will personally guarantee they will definitely be meeting the GIMP (refer to the movie Pulp Fiction)

I cannot wait to see the old girl, as soon as I get my diagnosis and my treatment is squared away in Brisbane, then my wife and I can head home. My family and I are praying that I might be home before Christmas!

PS, I sincerely hope that you and your families have a safe and happy Christmas and a very prosperous New Year to you all!
Regards,

RLI (Paul) & family

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