kitch76 Member Joined Jun 22, 2009 Messages 252 Reaction score 0 Location Glasshouse Mountains Aug 26, 2009 #1 Ok what have you got. Ones like I'd tell you the joke about the butter but you might spread it!!
D Dion Member Joined Apr 8, 2009 Messages 3,413 Reaction score 3 Location Melbourne Aug 26, 2009 #2 Have you heard the joke about the 'no' and the 'me neither'?? No? Me neither! Do you get it? No? ME NEITHER!
Have you heard the joke about the 'no' and the 'me neither'?? No? Me neither! Do you get it? No? ME NEITHER!
bullwinkle Member Joined Jul 15, 2009 Messages 717 Reaction score 0 Location Ballarat Aug 27, 2009 #3 An Irishman walked into a bar. He said "Fook it, that hurt!"
Jason Member Joined Jan 25, 2009 Messages 4,797 Reaction score 1 Location Brisbane Aug 27, 2009 #4 Whats a Hindu? Lays eggs ey bro!
d21demon Member Joined Jun 12, 2009 Messages 165 Reaction score 0 Location Pt Pirie S.A. Aug 27, 2009 #5 Whats green and eats porridge? Mouldielocks
bullwinkle Member Joined Jul 15, 2009 Messages 717 Reaction score 0 Location Ballarat Aug 27, 2009 #6 What's brown and sticky? A stick.
R run a muck Member Joined Jul 25, 2009 Messages 17 Reaction score 0 Location Townsville Sep 10, 2009 #7 One, one was a race horse. Two, two was one too. One, one won one race & Two, two won one too.
Matt76 Member Joined Mar 16, 2009 Messages 2,143 Reaction score 2 Location Brisbane Aust Sep 11, 2009 #8 A magician was driving down the road, then he turned into a driveway...
Haydos Member Joined Jun 28, 2009 Messages 87 Reaction score 0 Location Tocumwal Sep 12, 2009 #9 Q. Whats the difference between a magician and a chorus line of blondes. A. A magician has a cunning array of stunts...
Q. Whats the difference between a magician and a chorus line of blondes. A. A magician has a cunning array of stunts...
R run a muck Member Joined Jul 25, 2009 Messages 17 Reaction score 0 Location Townsville Sep 13, 2009 #10 Q. How do you keep a person in suspence. A. I'll tell you tomorrow.
P proxious Member Joined Oct 6, 2010 Messages 3 Reaction score 0 Oct 6, 2010 #11 the last joke is epic win
will Member Joined Oct 22, 2009 Messages 859 Reaction score 0 Location Adelaide Oct 6, 2010 #12 Q. what did the zero (0) say to the eight (8)? A. Nice belt!
will Member Joined Oct 22, 2009 Messages 859 Reaction score 0 Location Adelaide Oct 6, 2010 #13 Q. what do you call a Fish with no eyes? A. A Fsh.
D21 dualcab Z24 4X4 Member Joined Jul 13, 2010 Messages 425 Reaction score 0 Location South Eastern suburbs Melbourne Oct 6, 2010 #14 Two muffins in the oven. One says "damm its hot in here" The other says "SHIT, a talking Muffin"
superiorcruiser Member Joined Apr 30, 2010 Messages 1,037 Reaction score 0 Oct 6, 2010 #15 whats the metric equivalent of a 69r? 1 8 1 one ate one......get it