How often do you treat your truck to a wash/wax?

[KraftyPg]

Now there is an idea for a thread, "excuses, what are they and what do they get you out of" The extension is of course "how much do you charge to give my missus this excuse"

I have to go out now but I expect to see something when I come back

 

[Goata]

Only wash mine every few weeks as the day after it gets washed it's covered in mud and cowshit again. It's a never ending battle

 

[Brett 76]

sounds like i am better off living as far from cows as possible

Brett

 

[KraftyPg]

Although some times I wonder what is worse cow shit or tar. Tar is definitely harder to get off but cowshit can promote rust if left under the right conditions.

 

[d22dave]

I have been known to drive down the grass on the side of the road instead of fresh asphalt. My car is not a f#$kin roller for councils

 

[d22dave]

I try to keep box of shite benz truck i drive clean, Left it in the shed for 2 weeks and the filthy sparrows crapped all over it. Solution take the .22 to work with rat/bird shot 25 kills in 3 days. Got to love my job paid to shoot the poor little birdy

 

[Brett 76]

I want a job like that! Some of the dirt tracks up here in Port Hedland are smoother than the black stuff. Shit roads up here.