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Is that where you keep your emergnecy food stash? Under your trailer?

Look Cleetus! I got me some roaaaad killlll

Throw the pics up! I'll throw some up of my road kill tally!

OK will do. Yeah, it looked like jerky by the time I saw it. I ended up leaving the trailer up there and someone else brought it back hahahahah.


Hope no one has a weak stomach.......

 
True, I mean anyone else lol. On another note I hit my first roo last trip, so I've lost my virginity now hahahahahahaahah
 
A truck or a navara truck? Lol


Truck truck

OK will do. Yeah, it looked like jerky by the time I saw it. I ended up leaving the trailer up there and someone else brought it back hahahahah.





Hope no one has a weak stomach.......





That's fantastic!!!

Yum!!
I get covered in piss, shit, vomit and blood on a daily basis...I have a stomach of steel :)


Same here but it's animal excretions lol

True, I mean anyone else lol. On another note I hit my first roo last trip, so I've lost my virginity now hahahahahahaahah


I've never hit anything in the nav! Virginity still in tact! Hahahaha
 
Hahahah. I meant more as in finally hitting something lol. Nearly had some dinner (fresh steak) walk out in front of me not long before the roo, hahahahaha. I call them dinner, cause if I hit one of them (cow) I will be getting my knife out and cutting some off hahahahahahah

Roo only left a tiny bit of blood on the bullbar, he had just come down from a jump so was fairly low anyway...
 
my Mrs was driving home the other afternoon because her ratbag had too many bourbons
anyway we saw three small roos just off the road
when she started to slow up, I said just keep going, but no
then they moved so she hit the skids and stopped
all three of them hopped straight into the passenger door leaving face imprints
no animals were harmed in the incident only the door, the cheque book and me
 
Nice job.... The one I hit was the same. A few of them there, except I didn't slow down lol. 100km/h lol. But he decided last second to jump my way, even though he was on the other side of the highway
 
Hahahah. I meant more as in finally hitting something lol. Nearly had some dinner (fresh steak) walk out in front of me not long before the roo, hahahahaha. I call them dinner, cause if I hit one of them (cow) I will be getting my knife out and cutting some off hahahahahahah

Roo only left a tiny bit of blood on the bullbar, he had just come down from a jump so was fairly low anyway...


Hahaha cook it on the engine!!!
 
Truck truck




That's fantastic!!!




Same here but it's animal excretions lol




I've never hit anything in the nav! Virginity still in tact! Hahahaha
Hahaha we are gross.
I never want to hit anything in my Navara. Shes too pretty. I chucked the biggest hissy fit when i hit two wallabies in my Subaru. Mainly because I had to wash the blood off her and I hate cleaning cars. No damage :)
 
Hahahah. I meant more as in finally hitting something lol. Nearly had some dinner (fresh steak) walk out in front of me not long before the roo, hahahahaha. I call them dinner, cause if I hit one of them (cow) I will be getting my knife out and cutting some off hahahahahahah

Roo only left a tiny bit of blood on the bullbar, he had just come down from a jump so was fairly low anyway...
I don't think I'd eat it but I'd carve it up for my dog lol
 
my Mrs was driving home the other afternoon because her ratbag had too many bourbons
anyway we saw three small roos just off the road
when she started to slow up, I said just keep going, but no
then they moved so she hit the skids and stopped
all three of them hopped straight into the passenger door leaving face imprints
no animals were harmed in the incident only the door, the cheque book and me
Pics? :)
 
I have a little gas mate one I keep my Nav. Next time I'm desperate I'll be sure to scrape some skippy off the road and cook him up with some herbs and spices ;)
 

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