feralbass
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Drinking with an aussie girl
An Arab, an Afghan and an Australian Sheila are in the same bar.
When the Afghan finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Afghanistan, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Aussie Sheila cool as a cucumber, picks up her bundy & coke, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Afghan and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In Australia we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice.'
An Arab, an Afghan and an Australian Sheila are in the same bar.
When the Afghan finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In Afghanistan, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Aussie Sheila cool as a cucumber, picks up her bundy & coke, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Afghan and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,
'In Australia we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to
drink with the same ones twice.'
