feralbass
Member
Yesterday, my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time .
Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favourite topic of conversation .
She was "only thinking of me ," and suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys .
I did this , and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business .I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you mad? You 're almost 81 years old , and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes ?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card .
She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses ! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club , not a Parachute Club ."
"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week," I told her. She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier , but sometimes it can be fun !
Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favourite topic of conversation .
She was "only thinking of me ," and suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys .
I did this , and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business .I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you mad? You 're almost 81 years old , and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes ?" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card .
She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses ! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club , not a Parachute Club ."
"I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week," I told her. She fainted.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier , but sometimes it can be fun !
