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shaggy

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Who the hell is Eric

Well apparently Eric is the geezer who got home late one night
Marilyn his wife was waiting for him, with the age old where the hell have you been?
Eric replies I was getting a tattoo !
a tattoo? what kind of tattoo did you get? I got a $100 note tattooed on my willy he said proudly.
what the hell were you thinking? she said, shaking her head in disgust. why on earth would a chartered Accountant
get a $100 note tattooed on his willy?
well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
three, I like how money feels in my hand.
and lastly & most importantly.
instead of you going out shopping all the time,
now you can stay right here at home and blow a $100 any time you want! !"
Eric is presently in the critical care unit.
its not a pretty sight so
I'm afraid there is no visitors until further notice!
 

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