shaggy
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A guy goes in to a chemist to buy condoms, the clerk says 'what size?' The guy says 'gee, I don't know' the clerk says 'go see Jill in aisle six' so he goes over to see Jill, who grabs him by the crotch and yells 'medium'
The guy is mortified, he hurries over to pay and quickly leaves the store. Soon after another guy comes in to buy condoms again 'what size?' Again over to Jill, Jill grabs him and yells 'large'
The guy struts over and pays and leaves.
Next a high school kid comes in to buy condoms, 'what size?' says the clerk, the kid is very embarrassed and says 'I've never bought any before, I have no idea what size, over to Jill he goes, she grabs him and yells 'clean up in aisle six'
The guy is mortified, he hurries over to pay and quickly leaves the store. Soon after another guy comes in to buy condoms again 'what size?' Again over to Jill, Jill grabs him and yells 'large'
The guy struts over and pays and leaves.
Next a high school kid comes in to buy condoms, 'what size?' says the clerk, the kid is very embarrassed and says 'I've never bought any before, I have no idea what size, over to Jill he goes, she grabs him and yells 'clean up in aisle six'
