Blondie wife

[feralbass]

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell phone.

He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.
Meg was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.
The next day she went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.

"Hi Meg," he said, "how do you like your new phone?"

Meg replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at K-Mart?"

 

[Bryce]

what is the point?

This is an older joke from times when not everyone carried phones around with them all the time

 

[KraftyPg]

And this is a time where as long as some people can get a link in the signature they think they can avoid being called a spammer and that back linking in forums actually does something positive for their own website.

 

[feralbass]

I don't understand what you mean Krafty.

 

[1310/71]

I don't understand what you mean Krafty.

I think he is referring to the other poster from OS.

 

[KraftyPg]

The dick above is a spammer who using signature links instead of posting total crap. Some do it because they think Google and the like increase rankings from back links some do it because they know someone here will click on the link.

 

[feralbass]

Thanks for that mate, I thought you were hanging st!t on me, cheers, John.

 

[KraftyPg]

Not yet

 

[nathand22]

The dick above is a spammer who using signature links instead of posting total crap. Some do it because they think Google and the like increase rankings from back links some do it because they know someone here will click on the link.

dont you have links in your signature?? and havnt you made over 18,800 posts??

 

[KraftyPg]

Yeah but I know that back links from forums don't work for SEO purposes and don't use the forum in that manner.

 

[nathand22]

Yeah but I know that back links from forums don't work for SEO purposes and don't use the forum in that manner.

im so dumb i dont even know what a back link is or SEO
but i do know your not a spammer maybe some other things come to mind but not that

 

[nakedape]

Can we make a list nathan?

 

[KraftyPg]

you want 18,000 posts too?

 

[nathand22]

we would all die of old age before we finished the list, never mind the post count????

 

[1310/71]

The dick above is a spammer who using signature links instead of posting total crap. Some do it because they think Google and the like increase rankings from back links some do it because they know someone here will click on the link.

Hang on, you calling me a dick now?????

Perhaps you mean the dick two posts above you (when you posted it)?

 

[KraftyPg]

I didn't specify how far above but if you want to take offense feel free.

 

[nathand22]

Hang on, you calling me a dick now?????

Perhaps you mean the dick two posts above you (when you posted it)?

I just looked to see who had the link in their signature then i know who the dick stick was pointed at

 

[KraftyPg]

Is dick stick pointing like a pissing contest?

 

[nathand22]

Is dick stick pointing like a pissing contest?

I thought it was like an ugly stick......... isnt it??

 

[Old.Tony]

There was a spammer that posted in here, seemingly benign post but one of their other posts wasn't. I called up ALL of their posts and it was all pretty nonsensical so I did what you do when you're wearing soccer boots standing 10 metres in front of the other team's goal and the goalie is missing.